They're no Joe Dolce, but here are some more parting gifts:
WHAT mildly unstable Daily Candy staffer emailed Gawker management on my first day to tell them that I was "adorably pudgy"?
WHICH gay publisher once told me he hangs out with attractive straight men "for status"?
WHAT Radar staffer, after 20 minutes of small talk, drunkenly asked when we were going to hook up?
WHICH publicist — whose number I don't even have — tells magazine editors that I call him for dirt on said editors?
WHAT gossip writer, when he first met me, told me I was "hot" and then asked how much I weighed?