Gossip Roundup: Firecrotch to Simmer Down

  • Lindsay Lohan wants a break from whatever it is that she does for living. [MSNBC]
  • Speaking of whom, her nemesis and oil heir Brandon Davis can't pay for his Girls Gone Wild DVDs. [Page Six]
  • Infant saved from Madonna, returned to safety and comfort of Malawi orphanage. [NYDN]
  • Petra Nemcova regains hearing, dumps James Blunt [BWE]
  • Nick is like, so over Jessica, he won't stop talking about it. [Gatecrasher]
  • Are you sure you're strong enough to be her man? [Egotastic]