Gossip Roundup: Sir Paul in Ass Kicking Contest with One-Legged Woman

  • This is what happens when you tell him "Band on the Run" is rubbish. [TMZ]
  • Madonna's gone black and is going back for more. [NYP]
  • Britney bounces back, with an emphasis on "bounce". [Us]
  • But next time, she's going to keep the weight off and go with one of those African babies. [China Daily]
  • Eddie Murphy doesn't join the African baby bandwagon, impregnates Scary Spice instead. [TMZ]
  • Ryan dragged Reese out to Flags of Our Fathers, she wanted to see The Grudge 2. [cityrag]