- WebGuild Silicon Valley Annual Conference Reception: The conference's keynote speakers (Midas-like venture capitalist Ram Shriram and Google VP Marissa "Mountain View Barbie" Mayer) may have gone home, but you could sneak in after 5 PM without a pass and chat with attendees about this year's tedious theme, "Web 2.0 — the new Web."
- Stylehive launch party: Social shopping site Stylehive launches. Marina residents rejoice. Though the site doesn't say, the party's at 685 Market Street in the courtyard atrium. Come after 6 PM.
- SF Beta (at DaDa, 7 PM):
More startup pitches.
This twist? All in haiku. Yawn.
Call me when it's mime.