Dell's Michael Dell, EMC's Joe Tucci, Oracle's Larry Ellison, AMD's Hector Ruiz and Intel's Paul Otellini, drunk on power and hubris made the most upsetting corporate ad I seen to date. Even the poor Linux penguin is debased in this flick, but Larry jumping out in gold armor is priceless.

Someone in Dell marketing is going to get fired, because if this was meant to be viral I want a vaccine. A shiny nickel if you can sit through the whole thing.