• If we were in middle school, we'd totally call him 'Vajayjay Spears Federline'. Wait, we just did. [TMZ]
  
• We must protect this Aniston: Jen's bodyguard a little overprotective. [R&M]
  
• Meanwhile, Vince skips Broadway and downs car bombs. [Us]
  
• Gwen Stefani pats herself for dropping all those pounds after giving birth. [People]
  
• Josh Harnett doesn't enjoy screwing the hottest actress in Hollywood. [Star]
  
• Jake Gyllenhaal does not need no stinking underwear. [Cityrag]

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