• Hottest costume in New Haven this Halloween? Aleksey, of course. [Ivygate]
  • More Prius-driving celebs who won't switch to hybrid private jets. [Jalopnik]
  • Principal gives kid wedgie; suspended, given wet willie.[MSNBC]
  • Hoff's ex-wife throws daughter a Super Sweet Slurring 16. [TMZ]
  • NYU golf team begs coach to take them to a strip club, then snitches on him to get him fired. [NYU News]
  • Time-Warner still doesn't get this whole "diversity" thing. [Copyranter]