After we inducted Steve Damion to the Douchebag Hall of Fame yesterday, some of you wanted to know whether Steve and his fianc e.

Gawker is, if noting else, about people helping people, and a helpful reader sent us Mr. Damion's Facebook profile, shown below.

That's right, ladies, if you're looking for a young, ambitious conservative who won't let syntax get in his way, he's yours for the having. And don't tell him it's not worth embezzlin' for. You can't tell him it's not worth extortin' for. You know it's true, everything he does, he does it for you.

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