• Capitale opens its doors to commoners for exactly seven hours for its annual Halloween Masquerade Ball. The first person to send a picture of a B-list celebrity to the Post by tomorrow morning gets an undisclosed prize. Scary. [NY Mag]
  • Evil Dead (the musical) spoofs Evil Dead I and II (the movies). The first two rows are guaranteed to be covered in blood or fruit punch from Duane Reade, whichever is more readily available by 11:00 pm. Scarier. [Flavorpill]
  • Courtney Love reads. Scariest. [Papermag]