When perusing BusinessWeek's "America's Best Young Entrepreneurs," you will find no Martin Smithers. However, you will encounter 25-year-old Noah Glass, who started GoMoBo, a company allowing you to place restaurant takeout orders via cellphone. That's all well and good, but just what is this guy on? He looks as though he emerged from his morning buttermilk bath, put on a scratchy new suit, popped out on his roof terrace, and unexpectedly beheld a stretch buffet of hot, willing poontang laid out and waiting. "Upsurge in business" indeed.

America's Best Young Entrepreneurs [BusinessWeek via Media Wire Daily]