• Every night is the night that Kim Jong Il balls. [Long or Short Capital]
  • You too can bid for your own African baby. [Ebay]
  • Cindy Marolis poses nude 20 years too late. [CNN]
  • Bob Barker to retire from 'Price Is Right', sexual harrassment. [TMZ]
  • We hear Deadspin had a guest editor too. [Deadspin]
  • Hipsters dress up as the darndest things. [Byron Crawford]