Short Ends: Happy Mel-oween

· In honor of Halloween, Gallery of the Absurd names Mel Gibson its scariest tabloid monster.
Here are some last minute costume ideas (really, aren't you out of luck by now?) courtesy of And here's a video of one of the best costumes we've ever seen.
· Camp Crystal Lake is finally getting around to making some much-needed changes aimed at improving their teen-survival numbers.
· Attention PR firms: Comment spam might not be the best way to get bloggers interested in your clients' TV shows.
Don't worry, K-Fed has a byline in the NY Post, but we're pretty sure he still hasn't learned to read or write.
Jay Leno can't wait to show up to the Big Boy parking lot with his new supercar.
Pumpkin catapults: the Halloween season's hidden danger.