It's all well and good for celebrities to have their little pet causes, because hey, there's no way we're going to spend our non-existent free time saving the world and shit. But really, can they keep it in their pants? Sean Penn was bad enough with "writing" for Rolling Stone, but now we've got Willie Nelson waxing rhapsodic about horses on CNN:
"The most superhuman thing about horses is the contrast between their unearthly strength and inherent gentleness. Humans abuse their power while horses use theirs only for good. I'd rather be a horse."
What is he, stoned? Oh ... wait, never mind.