Best Week Ever directs us to the Amazon page for Ali Lohan's Christmas album, Lohan Holiday. Besides the requisite jokes about Lindsay's late-night habits, there's also this verse from their version of "Have a Holly Jolly Christmas":
Oh-ho the mistletoe hung in Wilmer's jeans
Really, what better way to kick off the holiday season?
Have Yourself a Merry Lohan Christmas! [Best Week Ever]