Jane's CMJ Afterparty: So Brandon?

Ah, Jane magazine. Who ever thought we'd see the day when it featured Ashlee and Jessica Simpson on covers within 7 months of each other? Or a contest involving getting a 29-year-old virgin laid? Or ... a CMJ after-party?

Continuing Jane's new tradition of magazine schizophrenia—is Jessica Simpson so Jane? Or CMJ? Or what?—the mag is sponsoring a party (tonight!) featuring some appropriately edgy indie rock bands (and, inexplicably, Ultragrrl—we're done with you! Go away, now). Invite after the jump. We hear it's way over-RSVP'd, but use your imagination.

Jane's CMJ Afterparty: So Brandon?