he front page of the site for this week's big Web 2.0 Conference quotes one of Yahoo's co-founders:

Yahoo's cofounder plays submissive

Ooh, kinky. "Submit. Bow to your master. Be a 'bottom.'"

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Web 2.0 Conference [O'Reilly Media]