We have a ton of insults standing here before us, but we only have one picture in our hand. Only one of these insults will continue in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Synonym for Douchebag. The others must pack their bags and leave immediately.
(Translation for non America's Next Top Model fans: Friday's winner, fucktard (we're sad for twatwaffle too!), faces off today against 4 more of your suggestions. The winner challenges the incumbent, douchebag, tomorrow. Try to stay calm).
Earlier: Why Wait For Midterm Elections When You Can Vote For A New Douchebag Today?