Mario Batali: Not Molto?

Regarding Mario Batali characterizing his restaurant Del Posto's landlords as "little bald men with small penises who live in Greenwich," a reader writes:

That is pretty funny, MB complaining about small-penised men, as I once worked with a woman who had slept with Mario in college, and evidently he has a fingerling potato in his drawers.
Oh well, at least he makes a good bed for a fried duck egg .

Earlier: Mario Batali Prefers Big, Hairy, and Hung