Gossip Roundup: Nicky, Like Paris, Likes Olsen Sloppy Seconds

  • Page Six reports that Nicky is dating Jeffrey David Katzenberg, (ok, excuse us for not being smarter than Page Six. We've been doing this for a week. What's their excuse?) Dreamworks scion/Ashley Mary-Kate Olsen ex. "They have gone to dinner but have not hit the clubs together," reports an "LA spy." So it's only at, like, Defcon 2. [Page Six]
  • Snoop Dogg turns himself over to the authorities, arriving at the police station "in style" in a purple Porsche Carerra. Two counts of pimpery were promptly added to the original weapons charge. [TMZ]
  • Kristin Cavallari takes up with LC's ex, in retailation for LC taking up with her ex, Brody Jenner. Confused? Try not caring. Works for us. [Mollygood]
  • Britney kept her modern sexuality pretty much under wraps during her 'surprise' visit to David Letterman last night, but wore this blonde Liza Minelli wig thing that pretty much negated all her weight loss hotness points. [A Socialite's Life]
  • Scott Foley (quick recap: Felicity, used to do it with Jennifer Garner) got engaged to a lady who is way less hot, but presumably better in some ways, than Jennifer Garner. [People]
  • Faith Hill lost to Carrie Underwood at the CMAs, and while we don't care about country stars either, you might want to check out her transformation from America's sweetheart to stone-hearted gorgon in this clip of the announcement. It's chilling. [WWTDD]