You voted, and then you voted again. Beating out strong contenders like "asshat," and soundly crushing upstarts like "poopslice," "fucktard" won the day — twice. But rather than having a straightforward fucktard/douchebag faceoff, we're going to pull a trick that should be familiar if you've ever watched a reality show featuring judgments handed out by a slightly over-the-hill sexpot in a corset: we're going to bring back a booted contestant. This is an okay thing to do because we make the rules (hey! Rule #2!) and we said so.