G-d Will Not Deny Scarlett Johansson and Woody Allen's Love

Courtesy a flack at the Forward comes a cheery reminder of how Jews rule the world (aka a press release about the paper's list of the 50 Most Influential Jews in America, published this Friday), complete with overly clever addition of Virginia Senator George Allen in the 51st slot. We've got Jon Stewart (duh), Abe Foxman (bleh), and ... Scarlett Johansson? Pardon us for being late to the party, but we had no idea Scarlett Jo was a member of the tribe. Apparently her mom is Jewish, which makes Woody Allen's love for her that much more ... tender.

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