OMG Britney Sex Tape OMG!!!!! (Probably/Maybe.)

We don't know about you, but we've been thinking of one thing only since the Britney divorce news broke (seriously, Democrats whaa? BRITNEY!): what, exactly, kept Brit stuck in a K-hole so long, besides the fact that she was perpetually pregs? It was the greasy, cheeto-flavored sexin', right? Well, now we can all judge for ourselves: our whorey brother has thoughtfully posted nineteen seconds of what purports to be the famous Britney sex tape. We were suspicious, but it does look an awful lot like her overplucked eyebrows and greasy, Nice'n'Easy black hair hovering over a respectably large, uncircumcised ween (you just know K-Fed is uncut.) To get the goods, you'll have to head on over to Fleshbot (again, for like the fourth time today already, we know).

BREAKING: Britney Spears Sex Tape, Maybe [Fleshbot]

UPDATE: Nope, not her. Well, it was fun while it lasted! Hey, we can still pretend.