Breaking: Donald Rumsfeld Joining Atoosa Rubenstein In Pursuing Other Options

Yep, it's true. Defense Secretary Donald Rumseld is packing it in. This won't come as a shock to those of you who keep in touch with the muckraking journal which broke the story late last evening, the Wall Street Jour— er, the New York T— er, the National Enq— huh? Oh, right, the Comedy Central blog. Nice work, media! You got scooped by the folks who write web promos for Mind of Mencia!

12:15a ET - Only Like the Biggest (Maybe) Newsbreak of the Night [CCInsider]
GOP officials: Rumsfeld stepping down [AP]