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Blogger Sarah DiMuro's reign of ickiness ("read up to see if Sarah's still a virgin!") is, in theory at least, over: she was supposed to to lose it before she hit 30, and she didn't. But that's not stopping her from taking her internet "fame" to the next level. Specifically: the 'giving dumb quotes to Page Six' level (Page Six, being Page Six, repays the favor by misspelling SaraH's name). Anyway, Sarah offers Britney Spears this counsel: "Don't date for a while, just take a breather and stay away from men. It's a no-brainer!" Well, okay, it's not bad advice. But we're still questioning Sarah's qualification to dish it out. Maybe Brit will counter with some fashion hints.

Virgin's Sex Tips For Britney [Page Six]
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