Kim Cattrall's Vagina Has Some Tips For Teens

The pervier corners of the internet are abuzz this morning with the news that aging sexpot Kim "for all intents and purposes, Samantha" Cattrall flashed her bukiluki (NSFWork, men's heterosexuality) at a signing for her book Sexual Intelligence, which just came out in paperback. This reminded us of something we dimly knew at one time or another: Kim Cattrall is the author of another, more recently published book that we think is probably even more ridic than Sexual Intelligence (which is saying something). An excerpt from the Amazon description is after the jump. Trust us, you want to go there.

If you could ask Kim Cattrall anything, what would you want to know? Part teenage confidential, part survival guide, Everything I Ever Learned About Being a Girl tackles real questions in an honest, intimate and totally hip way. Info-packed spreads feature never-before-seen teen photographs of Kim, her own first-person experiences as a teenager - plus plenty of good advice.

If teenagers idolize Sex & The City's Samantha Jones because she has all the answers, they'll love Kim Cattrall - because she remembers what it was like to ask the questions.

We totally buy the part about "info-packed spreads." The rest, not so much.

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