
- Myspace continues to connect underage hotties with semi-desperate bloggers. We knew it would prove useful for something, someday. [Amish in the City]
- He shook K-Fed's hand, now he isn't washing it. Here's hoping it's not the same hand he uses to beat off because, quite frankly, that's plain weird. [Banterist]
- Bose is committed to dulling the pain of reality. [Negro Witticisms]
- Holy Fake Mannequin Boobs, Batman. [Get The F Out Of Here]
- Some alternate slogans for Bowlmor Lanes. [Copyranter]
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