Blind Item Guessing Game: Contagious Edition

Today Page Six offers up, not one, but two blind items. Oooh, exciting! Let's take a look at the first one: "WHICH ivory tickler . . ." Billy Joel. Sigh. Next! "WHICH singer had to deliver her child via Caesarean because of a raunchy STD her husband gave her?" Double sigh. Ok, let's do our thing that we do to make this fun.

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