According to this Fox News clip, Britain's News of the World (which, like Fox, is owned by NewsCorp, which we guess makes this more of an 'ad' than a news story), has offered K-Fed $50 million for a "four hour" tape of him playing chess with — oh, and boning — Britney on their honeymoon. Watch for more explainy-talk from the newsbots, plus some vintage Plastic Jumpsuit Tour stock footage.

So is a Britney sex tape really worth $50 million? Well, let's poll its potential target audience: ridiculously gay Project Runway winners. "I hope the Britney sex tape is real," Rush & Molloy quote Jay McCaroll as saying. "Kevin Federline is so flippin' hot, I just don't know what to do with myself." Yes, Jay, our thoughts . . . exactly.

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