Gossip Roundup: Extra-Slutty Edition

  • Travis Barker explains how he accidentally sort of fell into Paris Hilton's face or something. BTW, his birthday party is tonight at Marquee, if you're into that kind of thing. [SuicideGirls]
  • Marc Jacobs' (ex?) bf Jason Preston has a tattoo on his arm of the Marc Jacobs logo. Heartwarming or labelwhorey? Well, considering that Preston has a history of being a regular, non-label whore, maybe the latter. [R&M, 2nd item]
  • Speaking of whores, was Heather Mills once a high-priced call girl? Will Americans ever care? [Page Six]
  • More about Britney's makeover than you really wanted to know. [USAToday]
  • Michael Jackson claims that he's being stalked by a transvestite. Someone should probably explain to him how mirrors work eventually. [Woman'sPassions]
  • Rachel Weisz says it's okay to have a glass of wine now and then while you're pregs; prudish schoolmarm types overreact. [DailyMail]