Conservative Cartoon Figure Looks Better As Actual Cartoon

A tipster passes along this invitation to a Denver speaking engagement by Ann Coulter, the 45-year-old grief management counselor. Our source comments that "she went through several drafts before she was happy with this version of "herself" raising the skirt, highlighting her bum, and in general, making herself look not only ridiculous, but oodles more attractive than she actually is."

Us, we're not so sure. Invitation Ann looks to have a good thirty pounds on real-life stick figure Ann. We do love the suggestion of "cocktail attire," though. Isn't that pretty much de rigeur where Ann's concerned?