Well, okay, we made that up. But we couldn't help but think that something nasty is going to start going around NYC public schools after we read the following in the Daily News:
From paying to stash cell phones at delis to burying them "where the sun don't shine," students across the city are going to new heights to skirt the unpopular ban backed by Mayor Bloomberg.
"It isn't hard for girls at all. We just put the phone in our underwear," said Veronica Abreu, 16, from Martin Luther King High School in Manhattan.
Oh, and insert gratuitous vibrate mode joke here, please.