We just have to drop our know-it-all facade here for a second and admit that we were probs totally wrong about the slant of David Patrick Columbia's Tinz Mortimer,31 literary allusion the other day. We don't actually know anything about rich people who go to parties for a living. But he sure does! And today he's got another blind item. We have to say, we really appreciate this man's blind item steez. No tacky Ted Casablancas "Toothy Tile"-ish nicknames, no Post-y "WHICH young blonde recently divorced popstar" unsubtlety. No, DPC is mad subtle. So subtle, in fact, that we have nooooo fucking clue what he's talking about:
More trouble in more paradise (and NOT Tinsley and Topper's). One of the town's more social young couples, big bucks, very Old Line family, have been on the skids and heading toward the divorce courts. It was assumed that the guilty party was the wife, something of a citron presse, another one of those girls big on the social circuit and often solo. But, there's a third party — a girl in hubby's soup, so to speak — a very well known girl, very, in the midst of having her own famous divorce and a recently linked with a famous tycoon.Arg, we feel like it's on the tip of our brain! Please help us out.
Update: Okay, okay, the lady in the soup is Tory Burch. Now please stop sending us emails with "DUH!" in the subject line.
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