• Page Six bites a Gawker Stalker map sighting (yawn): Ellen Barkin threw a glass of water at her ex, Revlon mogul Ron Perelman's face and called him a "wifebeater" at the Waverly Inn. They add value to the item by including a pro forma publicist statement, though! [Page Six]
  
• Kate Middleton, Prince William's gf, apparently had second thoughts about having her potential future kids inherit buck teeth, centuries worth of genetic irregularities, and the throne of England. [TMZ]
  
• OJ kept his lawyer in the dark about his ReganBooks deal until last week, in what has to be one of the stupidest decisions he's ever . . . wait. [R&M, 2nd item]
  
• Was Scientology's founder a closet case? Hmm . . . [One D]
  
• Photos of Lindsay Lohan's wrists reveal her to be a not-so-secret secret cutter. The Brits call it "self-harming," which we think is kind of precious and may adopt. [Daily Mail]
  
• Jamie Pressly done got herself knocked up, y'all. [TVSquad]

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