So it turns out that the lovely Charmin installation in Times Square isn't for pooping, as we'd wondered, or for bulimia, as the Times had suggested. No, as the Daily Intelligencer reveals, these toilets are clearly for one thing only:

Purpose of Charmin Toilets Revealed


Coke-fueled disco orgies!! Not that they'd know anything about those.

Daily Intel Exclusive: Charmin Restroom, Perfect for Partying [NYMag]
Earlier: Charmin=Cuddly Soft. NYT = Rexy