There Are Some Places Even A Doody-Making Dominatrix Will Not Go


Recent news from upstate indicates that, despite the citywide reduction in crime, certain boroughs may still carry a dangerous reputation:

In X-rated testimony as graphic as a porno flick, a former dominatrix yesterday described a bizarre sexual encounter in the woods she claims to have had with a town police officer.
"He wanted to go to a motel in the Bronx where I would defecate on him, but I told him I was uncomfortable going to the Bronx," testified the dominatrix, Gina Pane, 31, buttoned up in an olive-gray suit with her black hair pulled back in a bun. "I suggested that we go into a woody area. He was very excited."

This seems to be a case of misplaced priorities, but maybe we're out of touch. So, quick poll:

Be sure to read the whole piece for the classic line, "Among the evidence the prosecutor presented was the dominatrix's own feces, which was tested in a lab."

'Dominatrix' alleges bizarre sexcapade with cop [Journal News]