To Her Credit, Lindsay Lohan Obviously Didn't Delegate Her Condolences-Writing Obligations To Her Publicist

Enough time has passed since Robert Altman's death on Monday night for hundreds of tributes to the filmmaking legend to finally appear in the media. But none of the reflections on Altman's career or personal impact on those who've worked on his sets will move you more profoundly than the one released yesterday by his A Prairie Home Companion charge, Lindsay Lohan, who risked physical altercations with impatient nightclub patrons by locking herself in a bathroom stall in London and not emerging until this heartwrenching, incomprehensible expression of grief over Altman's passing was tapped out on her Swarovski crystal-encrusted Sidekick and sent out into the world:

"I would like to send my condolences out to Catherine Altman, Robert Altmans wife, as well as all of his immediate family, close friends, co-workers, and all of his inner circle.

"I feel as if I've just had the wind knocked out of me and my heart aches.

"If not only my heart but the heart of Mr. Altman's wife and family and many fellow actors/artists that admire him for his work and love him for making people laugh whenever and however he could..

"Robert altman made dreams possible for many independent aspiring filmmakers, as well as creating roles for countless actors.

"I am lucky enough to of been able to work with Robert Altman amongst the other greats on a film that I can genuinely say created a turning point in my career.


"I would like to send my condolences out to Catherine Altman, Robert Altmans wife, as well as all of his immediate family, close friends, co-workers, and all of his inner circle.

"I feel as if I've just had the wind knocked out of me and my heart aches.

"If not only my heart but the heart of Mr. Altman's wife and family and many fellow actors/artists that admire him for his work and love him for making people laugh whenever and however he could..

"Robert altman made dreams possible for many independent aspiring filmmakers, as well as creating roles for countless actors.

"I am lucky enough to of been able to work with Robert Altman amongst the other greats on a film that I can genuinely say created a turning point in my career.

"I learned so much from Altman and he was the closest thing to my father and grandfather that I really do believe I've had in several years.

"The point is, he made a difference.

"He left us with a legend that all of us have the ability to do.

"So every day when you wake up.

"Look in the mirror and thank god for every second you have and cherish all moments.

"The fighting, the anger, the drama is tedious.

"Please just take each moment day by day and consider yourself lucky to breathe and feel at all and smile. Be thankful.

"Life comes once, doesn't 'keep coming back' and we all take such advantage of what we have.

"When we shouldn't..... '

"Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourselves' (12st book) -everytime there's a triumph in the world a million souls hafta be trampled on.-altman Its true. But treasure each triumph as they come.

"If I can do anything for those who are in a very hard time right now, as I'm one of them with hearing this news, please take advantage of the fact that I'm just a phone call away.

God Bless, peace and love always.

Thank You,

"BE ADEQUITE"

Lindsay Lohan

As such unfiltered, emotionally charged prose defies exegesis, we'll refrain from further deconstruction of these words, hoping that we can all follow Lohan's exhortation to find some peace by putting aside the tedium of fighting, anger, and drama and simply being adequite.

  • Lohan sends her condolences to Altman's family [USA Today]