Those Google millionaires are going fast, and the company's holiday party may be the best chance to snag one. The early employees are fully vested, they're realizing they haven't had sex in years, and poor pickup skills leave them uniquely vulnerable to the determined gold-digger. The only downside: you have to date a guy from Google. A sample ad: As a long time employee, I am expected to attend but am not currently in a relationship because of my many work responsibilities. I also am pretty sexual adventerous (genius types have kinky tastes) and would like to hook up with the right girl for some somewhat public sex and/or heavy petting at the party and a possible LTR later. Please tell me this is a spoof: Are you feeling lucky? [Craigslist]