Remainders: You're Still Here?

  • Former GE honcho Jack Welch doesn't take no for an answer: not when it comes to women, and not when it comes to the Boston Globe. [WSJ]
  • Got some underage drinking to do? Do it on the LIRR. Or, Metro-North. [NYDN]
  • Mildly amusing stock-trader humor. [Rad Reporter (mp3 file) via Dealbreaker]
  • David Blaine finally ends his stunt, crashes through plywood. Now maybe he'll go away. [Reuters]