To our minds, this is actually a totally understandable mistake. Who knew there was an Uggs-wearing elderly white guy who went around crashing parties and calling himself Shaggy? Not us, that's for sure! We were too busy, we don't know, reducing our carbon emissions or something. Important stuff. Anyway, there is, and he is the one who "got whipped into shape Sunday night when he wormed his way into new Gyrotonic fitness studio Kinespirit," not the unintelligible Mr Boombastic, who we're sure is all "They call me Mista Lovah-Lovah! I demand a retraction and she love to rubba rubba!" Picture of the "real" party crashing Shaggy after the jump. Oh, and welcome back from vacation, R&M.

Surveillance [R&M, last item]

[Source: Nichelle Newsletter]

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