Defamer Corrections: Federline Not Dating Thanksgiving Spears-a-like

Anonymous e-mailer "123FUCKYOURSELF" writes in to set the record straight about yesterday's post about a photo of Kevin Federline posing with an unidentified woman while allegedly attending two-time Federline baby momma Shar Jackson's Thanksgiving feast:

EXCUSE THE FUCK OUT OF ME, BUT THIS IS MY PERSONAL FRIEND AND ALL OF YOU LAME FUCKS OUT HERE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. THAT'S HER GOD DAMN FAMILY! LEAVE THE SHIT ALONE!!!!!!!!! STOP STARTING RUMORS AND GET A FUCKING LIFE!

We're further told that the vaguely Spearsesque woman is actually Jackson's sister-in-law, not Federline's date or prospective reproduction partner. We apologize for our uncharitable assumption that allowing herself to be photographed with the notoriously potent hip-hop superstar in some way expressed a desire to bear his children.

Despite this misguided speculation on our part, we maintain that Federline's watch game remains ridiculous.