Okay, okay, we know you've been clamoring for it all morning, here you go: Nearly six minutes of a visibly inebriated Danny DeVito with the lovely ladies of The View. CHEER as Danny spits and burps. COWER at Barbara Walters' scowling expression of disapproval! STRAIN to read DeVito's lips, since a bunch of the segment was bleeped out. But most of all, ENJOY. You've earned it.