• Britney Spears put the classy makeover on hold until . . . tomorrow! Tomorrow, we're sure of it! by hanging out with Fat Elvis impersonator/oily haired oil heir Brandon Davis. [TMZ]
  
• Well, but at least she bought some underwears. Maybe she'll even wear them! [Dlisted]
  
• Lindsay Lohan capped her traumatic, lie-filled weekend with a trip to an AA meeting yesterday. [Page Six]
  
• Christina Aguilera spoiled her status as a classiness role model by passing out at a club in London. [IntoGossip]
  
• Suge Knight called Snoop Dogg a rat and a pussy. Both trump 'icon-murderer' in our book, but whatever. [Page Six]
  
• Prince William might be getting ready to propose. Then again, he might not. Speculation is as "hot as pot of Earl Grey" and People's faux Britisms are as stale as a week-old crumpet. [People]
  
• Say what you will about Gwen Stefani's new wig-hair, but at least you can be reasonably sure she isn't going to stick long nasty extensions in tomorrow. Just sayin', you have to commit to the wig-hair. [I'm Not Obsessed]
  
• Anna Nicole Smith might be pregnant again. We know manadory sterilization is kinda Nazi-ish, but . . . [Celebrity Pictures and News]

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