Irresponsible Rumormongering: Lenore Skenazy's Replacement Just Crazy Enough To Work?

So this is just crazy enough to be true, but still pretty frigging crazy: the News is going to fill its lady vacancy (created by the canning of Lenore Skenazy) by giving a columnist job to... wait for it... Dawn Eden! That's right, the professional hymen-regenerator herself. Our source on this sounded slightly dubious, and who wouldn't? If you know anything, send it in.

UPDATE: Now we hear this may have just been a "newsroom joke that got out of hand." That's how greatness begins, folks. Just wait.

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