Taking the Bait: Dawn Eden is a Publicity Whore

From the hymen-regenerator herself comes this courteous email:

Dear Gawker, Today is the official release date of my book, The Thrill of the Chaste: Finding Fulfillment While Keeping Your Clothes On, and to mark the occasion, I've launched a YouTube series, "Chastening Thoughts."
After the jump, look on in horror and wonderment as Dawn shares excerpts from her work of literary greatness, the mere existence of which proves for all time that there is no God. But maybe you should buy a copy anyway, so that Dawn can finally afford undereye concealer.

Seriously, after the jump. Go there. C'mon, baby, you know you want it.

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