Not to be outdone by the recent headline-grabbing antics of the racist-meltdown-having comic community, giant celebrity mess Andy Dick has decided to up his personal ante, supplementing the substance-fueled displays of face-licking, reporter-biting banditry for which he has become infamous with a well-placed N-bomb at a recent appearance at The Improv:
Andy was heckling comedian Ian Bagg during his routine, when Dick allegedly got out of his seat, jumped onstage and began joking with Bagg. The subject of Michael Richards came up, but the two comics quickly moved past it. As Dick exited the stage, he suddenly grabbed the mic and shouted at the crowd, "You're all a bunch of niggers!"
The stunned crowd gasped and stared at each other. Bagg tried to play it cool and move on with his set, but the laughs weren't there.
Dick, of course, will hardly stir up the kind of outrage over this incident his calculated attempt at controversy was meant to evoke—after all, it's pretty obvious that if he's guilty of one crime, it isn't hiding hate in his heart, but of loving too many, too much. Still, it would be a shame if his 1000 silkscreened "I Survived Andy Dick's Apology Tour" T-shirts went to waste. Perhaps, failing every other option, Andy could try the always
desperate open-minded Tyra Banks Show, where he can spend a day learning about the deep wounds mere words can inflict by wandering around in public disguised as an obese, black woman.