To Do: Get Chastened, Get Fat, Or Galifianakis

Two days ago, Dawn Eden scared several of you via YouTube. Today she shares her chastening thoughts with the untouched masses live and in the flesh. [Borders]
Crumbs attempts to knock Magnolia off its throne. For one day only their Village location is offering free miniature cupcakes until midnight. [NYMag]
The self-proclaimed "funniest publication in the United States" puts the self-proclaimed "funniest comedians in New York" on one stage at the same time. Free tickets to anyone who can pronounce Zach Galifianakis. (Not really). [Joe's Pub]

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