Saints Be Praised: Tinz Mortimer to be "Immortalized" In 'New Yorker'

Courtesy of Style.com comes this fun news:

Tinsley Mortimer—she of the blond, bobby-pinned tresses that enchant the Japanese—is the current ruler of the store-opening photo op. [Blah blah — we just wanted to get that 'enchant the Japanese' bit in there.] Those who doubt Tinsley's staying power perhaps haven't heard the rumor that she's soon to be immortalized in a New Yorker profile.
How exciting! And how definitive in terms of Tinz's "staying power." Why, she's about to join the elite company of the Roseanne Barr guest-edited issue, Elizabeth Wurtzel's music criticism , and the Vegas showgirl pictorial that made our grandma cancel her subscription.

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