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To Do: Puppets, Jews, or Whitest Kids

Avenue Q orchestra tickets: $101.25. Avenue Q lottery tickets: $21.25. Two hours of with the cast and crew at Barnes & Noble? Priceless. Also, free. [Paper]
Thanks to Borat and Kramer, stereotypes are the new premeditated vagina shot. Jewtopia creators Brian Fogel and Sam Wolfson jump on the bandwagon as they explain how Noah cured his bling obsession by pimping the ark with diamond-encrusted, spinning porthole covers. [Borders]
Speaking of stereotypes, The Whitest Kids U Know have a LiveJournal and a (presumably) self-written Wikipedia entry. Oh, and a show tonight. [Upcoming]

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