What would one think that the Conde Nasties get from the company for the holidays? Something fashionable, no doubt. Something with that certain je ne sais quoi that says, "I work for an exclusive, wealthy magazine company." Something ... not like the bag pictured above. Yes, it's Lambertson Truex, but really, unless you're a total label whore there's no reason to go toting this around. Even if it does say inside, "Conde Nast for Lambertson Truex Holiday 2006 limited edition." Wonder how soon they'll end up on eBay? Or is that a fireable offense?

Earlier: Exiled from the Conde Kingdom

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