When Fox News' rabid figurehead Bill O'Reilly called Jon Stewart's "Daily Show" viewers "stoned slackers," we thought it was funny because, well, we were ridiculously high. The kids at Comedy Central, however, weren't amused (Zig Zag is not a particularly lucrative advertiser, it would seem) and conducted some research. The smug results? "Daily Show" viewers are more likely to have completed four years of college than the "O'Reilly Factor" audience.

Um, maybe this was just our experience, but doesn't the four years of college indicate an increased likelihood of drug use? It's not like O'Reilly's farmhand viewers were blowing rails off of their organic chemistry books to pull an all-nighter.
'Stoned Slackers' Watch Jon Stewart [AP]